Liability Waivers

Welcome back, fans! As you can imagine, we get more than a few applications every season for new contestants. I do my very best to sort through them all, and by me, I mean my production assistants. And by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns. My poor unpaid interns sort through all of your submitted applications and make sure that our promotion is running on your show. Visibility is an important part of being on the show. We only take the die-hard fans!

Once you've filled out all the forms and gone through all the channels I'm required to by the lawyers in order to run this show (and who needs those stuffy suits, am I right?), I can toss you into a box to leave in a corner forever. You're allowed to call once every two weeks to remind our lovely operators of your existence, but if it's a new form, we'll just toss it in the bin with all the other rejects. Additional notes only, I'm a busy man!

Oh, and if you private message me a list of five active places of a certain genre you want, I suppose I can dedicate a brand new box to your files. You know. For the publicity stunts.

I also put together some really ridonkulous graphics that describe the show, so be sure to put that we're some assembly required, which is a comic based resource site. Or something like that. Really the guy who put them all together got a little annoying, so I just decided to wing it. What's the worst that can happen when there's a face as lovely as mine running the show, I mean really.